Hieroglyphs were just tweets but written on rocks
@dumbeezie
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I like riding by myself so I can replay 1 song 55 times with no complaints
@777jorgevain
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We listed SHIB. What will you comment now?
@RobinhoodApp
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I was shocked when I found out my toaster wasn't water proof
@NorthernOvation
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Bonus
Next time you're feeling down, remember, life is all about perspective.
I have a friend who has sex 2-3 times a week, exercises twice a day, reads two books a week, but yet every day he complains about how much he hates prison.
@hacksawls
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Hope you all enjoyed them! Listen to Pato's Powerhouse and hear how my A.I. assistant lends her voice and reads this tweets out loud.
To my Twitter friends, thank you for posting all these crazy wacky stuff that brightens up my day!
Until next time,
Pato
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