Pato's Favorite Tweets This Week

Hello,

These are my favorite tweets this week. I hope you enjoy them, just as much as did! Also listen to my podcast Pato's Powerhouse episode S213 and hear my A.I. assistant read them out loud.

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if disney wanted to turn me gay they shouldn’t have given mrs incredible a big honkin christmas ham

@ben_rosen

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Any family nudist colonies around?

-asking for someone who’s really freaking tired of doing laundry

@sunshine167176

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My phone just autocorrected “ducking” to “fucking” and I couldn’t possibly be any prouder

@JoJoFromJerz

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I don't give a fuck what millionaires wear to party and neither should you

@SamGooman

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Hob-nobbing and nob-hobbing are NOT the same thing! I know this now..

.@Colbywinters

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A big shout-out and a thank you, to these awesome tweeps!

Have a wonderful weekend!

Pato Morningstar

Pato's Favorite Tweets This Week

Hello everyone,

These are my favorite tweets this week. It wasn't eaa sy because of all the political garbage, and Elon Musk taking over Twitter. Like I said it wasn't easy but I found these awesome tweets, from awesome tweeps!

Enjoy!

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you are statistically more likely to be attacked by ezra miller than a shark

@Hestipios

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Elon Musk buying Twitter may be the only time you’ll see republicans rooting for someone from Africa

@TheLiberalPoet

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3 hours on a train without a fag is torture

@LittleMaxiJenny

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Good people do not have to make a show of their goodness

@_gorydetails

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As the great warrior poet Ice Cube once said...If the day does not require an AK...it is good.

@Andrew714

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These tweets were taken from twitter.com.

A special shout out to my awesome Twitter friends for tweeting awesome stuff!

Listen to my AI assistant read these tweets out loud in my podcast. Pato's Powerhouse S212.

Until next time,

Pato Morningstar

Pato's Favorite Tweets This Week

Hello everyone!

Happy Friday!

These are my favorite tweets this week.

Enjoy!

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Hieroglyphs were just tweets but written on rocks

@dumbeezie

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I like riding by myself so I can replay 1 song 55 times with no complaints

@777jorgevain

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We listed SHIB. What will you comment now?

@RobinhoodApp

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I was shocked when I found out my toaster wasn't water proof

@NorthernOvation

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Bonus

Next time you're feeling down, remember, life is all about perspective.

I have a friend who has sex 2-3 times a week, exercises twice a day, reads two books a week, but yet every day he complains about how much he hates prison.

@hacksawls

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Hope you all enjoyed them! Listen to Pato's Powerhouse and hear how my A.I. assistant lends her voice and reads this tweets out loud.

To my Twitter friends, thank you for posting all these crazy wacky stuff that brightens up my day!

Until next time,

Pato

Favorite Tweets of the Week.

My favorite tweets this week.

Why am I blogging about them? Good question!

I am having my AI assistant Friday, recite them on my podcast. Since I did not write these, I wanted you to know where they came from, and who wrote them.

Taken from twitter.com just in case you still can't figure out, where these tweets came from.

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There’s so much plagiarism here on twitter, it’s really sad!

-@RushyCUB_24

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My 8yo just randomly sang Kool & The Gang to me so I must be doing something right.

-@LucysATM

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When guys pee do they hold it like a joint or like a cigarette?

-@SindaFuckinRella

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I tell every telemarketer up front...

I plan on masturbating thru this entire phone call, I hope that's alright with you...

For some reason they keep hanging up.-@Hacksawls

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I have a serious case of fuckthisshititis. The only thing that will help me now is a vacation or sex or, even better, vacation sex.

@_lola_bee

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A big shout-out and a thank you to the tweeps above!

Every morning when I open up my timeline, I will come across one of these very special people's tweets, and a smile will inevitably come to my face.

These tweets will be featured in Pato's Powerhouse episode 111.

Until next time,

Pato Morningstar