Pato's Favorite Tweets This Week

Hello everyone!

Happy Friday!

These are my favorite tweets this week.

Enjoy! 

Also listen to Pato's Powerhouse episode S210 and hear my AI assistant read them out loud.

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If you can't make love, store-bought is fine

@TreeSnuggler

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Met a guy today who’s addicted to brake fluid. He said he can stop anytime

@PaulPaul2021

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“50 is the new 40” is just a thing people in their 50s tell themselves to feel better about not accomplishing anything in their 40s. I only know because I’m 50 & haven’t accomplished anything

@str8fromHelle

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We got so high last 4/20 , we searched for our friend for half an hour while he helped us look

.@mariana057

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Special thanks to my Twitter Friends for posting awesome stuff!

Until next time,

Pato