Favorite Tweets of the Week.

My favorite tweets this week.

Why am I blogging about them? Good question!

I am having my AI assistant Friday, recite them on my podcast. Since I did not write these, I wanted you to know where they came from, and who wrote them.

Taken from twitter.com just in case you still can't figure out, where these tweets came from.

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There’s so much plagiarism here on twitter, it’s really sad!

-@RushyCUB_24

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My 8yo just randomly sang Kool & The Gang to me so I must be doing something right.

-@LucysATM

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When guys pee do they hold it like a joint or like a cigarette?

-@SindaFuckinRella

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I tell every telemarketer up front...

I plan on masturbating thru this entire phone call, I hope that's alright with you...

For some reason they keep hanging up.-@Hacksawls

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I have a serious case of fuckthisshititis. The only thing that will help me now is a vacation or sex or, even better, vacation sex.

@_lola_bee

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A big shout-out and a thank you to the tweeps above!

Every morning when I open up my timeline, I will come across one of these very special people's tweets, and a smile will inevitably come to my face.

These tweets will be featured in Pato's Powerhouse episode 111.

Until next time,

Pato Morningstar